WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 10:33 Thu Feb 18
Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
I keep trying to pass off Belstaffs one of his mate jetskiing back to London off his head on pills.


Basically make it any Med holiday tale and say I was in magaluf and.... 'my mate was so fucked up he tried to jet ski back to London off his head'.




That was a goodie but I don't think anyone believed it.




What have you told from here?

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Bungo 10:34 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
The one about how loads of pointless threads kept getting locked.

ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 10:36 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Bungo 10:34 Thu Feb 18



THe one you started about how your dad and uncle buggered you?

Moncurs Putting Iron 10:40 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
04:08 on a Thursday in Boston big guy.

So what you been taking?

ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 10:41 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Its 1 here mate Im in POrtland OR on work.


8 hour difference makes me closer to England in some ways....

Mr Anon 10:43 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Someone posted a story up once about getting the runs while on holiday, getting caught short and having to squat ourside the cubicles in a bush, and a feral pack of puppies knocking him over and lapping it all up, one of the funniest stories I've ever read!

i-Ron 10:43 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
None. Why would anyone do that?

Moncurs Putting Iron 10:46 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Ah cool.

Davenport 10:47 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
The one about the pretend gay politicians aid who was stressed.

Pancho 10:52 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
I've told Stansted as a cautionary tale quite a few times.

Moncurs Putting Iron 10:54 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
None.

I have told one or two but have always credited WHO as the source.

I have used CHITB and FMOB quite a bit though and indirectly propagated use of them outside of WHO.

ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 10:55 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own

Reply Pancho 10:52 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
I've told Stansted as a cautionary tale quite a few times.


Female or male...


'Close your legs love or that will be your husband....'

BRANDED 10:56 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
I've used the C word a tad more.

HairyHammer 10:57 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Have enough of my own to use.

The_Phantom 10:59 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
i-Ron 10:43 Thu Feb 18

only1billybonds 11:33 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Mr anon.

I remember that. Totally agree,would do well to find a funnier tale on here.

Mr Kenzo 11:38 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Looking for a child to take to Football

*Runs from thread*

Huffers 12:03 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
I go around saying I beat up fat ginger disabled kids to get Lampard's shirt which I now proudly display in my lounge. I also give head to our entire squad.

MrBen 3:31 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
only1billybonds 11:33 Thu Feb 18

The Shit Tread, iirc

scott_d 3:38 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
none that I remember.

I did use to say "Pint of bothered" for a while though.

El Scorchio 3:40 Thu Feb 18
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Same as MPI. I've relayed a few stories I've read on here, (usually when people ask me why I'm laughing as I read WHO) but never passed anything off as my own story.

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